Tis the season to be tacky? Everyone decorates differently for the holidays and while there’s always room for a little kitsch this time of year, sometimes people cross the line into the truly tacky territory. Are these items too tacky or are they delightfully unrefined? You decide
#1 Exterior Decorations

Nothing says Christmas spirit like a yard full of inflatables. If you opt for lights instead, let your neighbors do all of the work this year.
#2 Reindeer Car

If you don’t feel like going through all of the work to decorate the outside of your home, you can just park rudolph the red nosed sedan out front instead.
#3 Mannequin Christmas Tree

Everyone should have a Christmas tree in their home. Well, maybe some people shouldn’t.
#4 Christmas Tree Ornaments

What good is a Christmas tree without ornaments. Anyone notice a theme with these ornaments?
#5 Farting Santa and Reindeer Ornaments

And the sophisticated Christmas humor continues with these farting holiday ornaments.
#6 Santa Toilet Seat Covers

Toilet seat covers in general make me cringe, but a santa face on one takes it an uncomfortable step further.
#7 Christmas Toilet Paper

He sees you while you’re—um, just in case a Santa toilet-seat cover isn’t enough for you, you can wipe with holiday-themed toilet paper.
#8 Reindeer Poop Candy

Just when you think there can’t possibly be any more potty-themed Christmas items, along comes a few reindeer pooping candy.
#9 Table & Chair Leg Covers

No holiday themed home would be complete without some awkward legs and feet.
#10 Frosty The Snowman

Is your refrigerator running? Why not have some tacky snowman fun while keeping your ice cream from melting away.
#11 "A Christmas Story" Leg Lamp

Last but not least, if you want to go the traditional route with your tackiness, you can’t go wrong with the leg lamp inspired by the holiday classic “A Christmas Story.” The Leg Lamp has a sleek attractive curve and design to the leg. It also showcases a golden gallery shade with black fringe, a sexy fishnet stocking, and an elegant stiletto heel. Sure to be the centerpiece of any front room window.
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